Epic Disaster

Epic Disaster is a game in Races: Save the Island.

Dialogue: (Starting) You on Phone: MARIO!!! I told you to look after our precious Epic, not to go to some vacation on Bora Bora!

Mario on Phone: I sent a guard!

You on Phone: But Big Hex has been gone missing for YEARS!!!

Mario on Phone: Talk to guard!

You on Phone: He doesn't know me!

Mario on Phone: YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!

(Before Battling Boss 2) Boss 2: You're not supposed to be here!

Boss 2: I shall object you to death!

(After Beating Boss 4/Before Battling Boss 5) You: Why do people not recognize me!?

Boss 5: Because they only recognize Mario!

You: But ---

Boss 5: NO BUTS!!! I am ••• •••, master of mech! Mario never fed me, or cleaned me, so I am dead zombie type and smell rank!

You: It's not --- Ewww! DISGUSTING!!! Time to clean you up!

Boss 5: Oh yeah! Try me...!

(After Beating Boss 5) Boss 5: Power Failing - Systems Critical - Massive Err-@*$&@(!*@& Shutting down...

Boss 5 (GOOD VERSION): Huh... What happened?

Boss 5 (GOOD VERSION): H-H-HOW AM I CLEAN!!! AND I'M NOT HUNGRY ANYMORE?????

Boss 5 (GOOD VERSION) Whatever! Back to my work!

Bosses:


 * 1) Epic Guard
 * 2) Epic Judge
 * 3) Epic Owner
 * 4) Epic God
 * 5) Big Hex

Epic Guard Rewards:

Guard Hat

Guard Uniform

Black Boots

Baton

Epic Dollars

Epic Judge Rewards:

Graduation Hat

Judge Outfit

Judge Symbol Boots

Judge Hammer

Epic Dollars

Epic Owner Rewards:

Business Hat

Business Outfit

Black Boots of Business

Crunchy Tie

Epic Dollars

Epic God Rewards:

Epic Handhat

Heavenly Clothes

Feet Shooe

INRI Cross

Epic Dollars

Big Hex Rewards:

Screws and Bolts Hat

Open Car

Stuck Together

Tall Bolt

Epic Dollars